December 2011
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omfg it's new year's eve, you guys
this night’s gonna be epic thanks to my main squeeze, blunts-before-slunts
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daniel radcliffe is half jewish
i did not know this until today, and i think i just fell in love with him.
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Anonymous asked: so i noticed that you do that double thumbs up thing like a lot, it's kinda annoying
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A guy in my psychology class said he thought...
Me: Okay so if orientation is a choice, choose to be gay, right now.
Him: No.
Me: Why not?
Him: Because I don't find men attractive
Me: So CHOOSE to find them attractive
Him: ....... I can't.
Me: Sorry, WHAT was that? You CAN'T????
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When your mom asks if you've done your homework
mywildebeest:
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just arranged a booty call. he is currently...
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i fucking hate being home. i hate it so goddamn...
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quazza:
one half of tumblr: “i just wanna cuddle under a blanket and eat soup and watch movies all day with you and maybe kiss your cheek and stare into your eyes and hold your hand and tell you i love you”
other half of tumblr: “unf i want to take all of your clothes off with my mouth then ram you against the wall and pin your arms up and then just fuck the shit out of...
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two lines i have heard/said around 80 times this...
Eddie: I'm taking you back, May.
May: I'm not going back to that idiot trailer, if that's what you think.
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